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Acton's Law: Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts absolutely.			General, all	Paulo Coelho
			Health and illness	Stephen King
			Friendship	Albert Einstein
			Wealth and money	Nikola Tesla
			Fortune, misfortune	Mark Twain
Marphy's laws			Freedom	Plato
Allen's Axiom: When all else fails, follow instructions.			Happiness	Aristotle
			Cleverness	Lao Tzu
			Knowledge, science, art	Niccolo Machiavelli
			Life and death	Mother Teresa
			Love and hate	Thomas Carlyle
Marphy's laws			God, faith and religion	Abraham Lincoln
Alley's Axiom: Justice always prevails... three times out of seven.			Marriage	Napoleon Bonaparte
			People	Ralph Waldo Emerson
			Man, woman	Benjamin Franklin
			Children	Khalil Gibran
			Good and evil	Gautama Buddha
Marphy's laws			Soul and spirit	Victor Hugo
Andrew's Canoeing Postulate: No matter which direction you start, it's always against the wind coming back.			Truth and lie	Og Mandino
			Society and state	Confucius
			Beauty	Socrates
			Youth and old age	Winston Churchill
			Politics	Friedrich Nietzsche
Marphy's laws			Justice	Oprah Winfrey
Anthony's Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll into the least accessible corner of the workshop. Corollary: On the way to the corner, any dropped tool will first and always strike your toes.			War and peace	Wolfgang Von Goethe
			Success and failure	Marilyn Monroe
			Witty	J.F. Kennedy
			Books	Arthur Schopehauer
			Marphy's laws	Leonardo da Vinci
Marphy's laws			Holly Bible	Joseph Stalin